News: Criminals Do The Strangest Things

MAAAAAAN...I drive around all day makin deliveries and barely gettin paid. Sure would be nice if I got to keep a bit of that cash I put in the vault in the back. DUDE...you are a GENIUS! QUOTE Truck Driver Robbed Own Truck  APNEWS YAPHANK, N.Y.  --  Suffolk County police say the story just didn't make sense. A delivery truck driver said he had been robbed at gunpoint Tuesday afternoon while attempting to put a large amount of cash into a safe at the back of the vehicle. But authorities were suspicious, since there didn't seem to be any witnesses and the driver couldn't say what the robber looked like. After further questioning, police said the driver confessed he was the one who actually stole the money. The driver was charged with grand larceny and making a false report, and is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday. Officer: OK, so what did the robber look like? Driver: Why are you asking such tough questions? He looked like a robber with a gun. The kind that might kill you if you didnt give them the money! Officer: So you didnt actually see the robber? Driver: Nope. He had a gun. Officer: So you know it was a man. What was his voice like? Driver: Mean! He said..."This is a 357 Magnum. The most powerful handgun made and can blow your head clean off, so dont turn around and give me the money...PUNK." Officer: So you were robbed by Dirty Harry? Driver: You think it was him? I thought he had lots of money and didnt need any extra cash to buy a Ipod. Officer: So you want an Ipod? Driver: Dude...What is this? CSI? I give up...I did it...It was ME! How did you know? You tricked me! Wait a minute...you coerced that out of me! I want a LAWYER! Give me my phone call! [See Similar Topics]